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mullingayr:

a life-saving guide by rachael

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molleficent:

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mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom

Accurate description of feels

Liam feels: make you all giddy and happy and makes the sun come out and butterflies fly and birds chirp cause his adorableness is far too lovable to cause any negative feelings in you so you adopt a puppy and save a child's life
Niall feels: make your ovaries want to combust and cry and blast hip hop music with a mix of bon jovi and dance around your room like the carefree mofo he wants you to be but then you melt at his cuteness with a pot of ice cream as you switch between wanting to take his pants off to adopting him
Zayn feels: make you want to bite your lip and glare into a mirror striking seductive poses and pretend you're getting DMed and put some R&B on and think deep thoughts and wait what, who's Perrie woops there goes my pants
Louis feels: make you have the biggest craving for Starbucks and a shopping spree ever followed by a sudden urge to bring your sassy side out and be really funny and spontaneous but then you see a picture of his eyes staring into your soul and you cry
Harry feels: make you want to throw your computer out the window and scream and punch holes through walls and rip books apart while you curse at pictures of him and sing "Fuck You Betta" by Neon Hitch on repeat and laughing and crying at the same time cause you think you have a chance but you know you don't
Accurate. Very accurate.
My child: Mom I found this CD in the attic, it looks old. Should I get rid if it?
Me: What's it called?
My child: Umm Up All Night by some band called One Direction.
Me:
My child:
Me:
My child:
Me: Larry, get Ziam and Lilo. I'm going to tell you a story.

semperloki:

“i hate you” i whisper as i reblog his face for the hundredth time

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kyung-soo:

bless your soul for following my multifandom blog even if you dont share all of my fandoms.

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