ckate2011:

ghdos:

illrandomocity:

majin-k:

Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right??

Having none of that shit today.

“Ay man, y’all chill the fuck out. Y’all fucking up the party.”

This is perfect.

(via thezombiebones)

archofroses:

comelylittletree:

This is a really important thing.

fucking mansplaining

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

rnackenzie:

you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you

(via femburton)

thedailywhat:

Twins Separated at Birth Find Each Other via YouTube

After Anaïs Bordier, a French student living in London, saw American actress Samantha Futerman in aYouTube video, she noticed a striking resemblance to herself. She found one of Futerman’s personal vlogs about being adopted, leading Bordier to find the two girls had the same birthday. After sending Futerman a Facebook message, the two realized they might be long lost twin sisters. Through Twitter, Skype and Facebook messenger, the girls have been using social media to cactch up on the first 25 years of their lives. They have since launched a Kickstarter campaign to help fund a documentary about their first meeting, as well as a DNA test to confirm their relation.

(via santaeiougold)

“the friendzone”

shadesoflolita:

there was this one guy that kept asking me out.

every time I would politely decline.

He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”

He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him

The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”

he looked really happy.

I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

 

 

(via acklesobrien)

“Bora Bora? that’s good. Don’t think it’s gonna work.”

“Hey, well, never say never says Justin Bieber.” (x

(via oh-my-salvatore)